this is a collection of shitposts. be warned, they're vile.

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aphex unspecified complection

quit ( ?? -- ?? )

works best under a sound economic system

👊 got your knot

less of 1488 and more of 88x31

I have two calculator apps on my phone but only because the default one sucks.

Every night i get visited by the spirit of Mao's wife

If everyone around you wears a perfume, you don't have to.

Mmph... i'm so full from ating che.

born to enjoy
all full of love
meet my army 1995
i am Isobel
410,757,864,530 little things

Things i remember about American Dragon: Jake Long:
1. The scene where a bully tries to shed tears on purpose, i think it was the ski episode, and
2. The scene where Jake got fat and his dragon form became pear-shaped

Паганизм -- грех Пагана. Его бог превратил в грибы, которые назвали от имени Пагана.

food not thoughts!

TypeError: YourMethod takes 0 fucks but 2 were given.

What has ambient occlusion built in -- human skin

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I like the sound of that. *points at The Contraption*.

There should be an impirial unit for angles. "Yup, that corner is 4 slices and 2 cherries of the american pie".

When you enter a password, the form should respond whether it's warmer or colder.

A villain who turns people into toy slime figurines and plays with them on camera.

Toilets on the severed floor have two buttons labeled #1 and #2.

Принцесспо Кононоче

FFmpeg
Record convert and stream video content

an impostor worries whether they perform their tasks convincingly. a crewmate does their tasks. the tao of Amogus.

So many games to play on the Gay Boy Collar (tm)!

A hell of agender

Ponyo grew up and now she gives angelic foot jobs

Keep it simple and stupid

When are they gonna make the Mekorama movie

Surrounded by dicks and assholes i choose to stay a pussy

Syfe tapety

If women are objects then who are men? Concepts?

call me selective mutiny for the way i sabotage them lips in all the right places

Yup, bitch, bossy bot

Can't spell paint without int

On rare occasions i see a school bus. This one has "children" written on it. As if when someone crashes they have a choice to crash into either people or people.

One day, evolution will create an animal that deters predators with the sound of a gun shot.

Birch trees are tree zebras

She-Male, the spin-off of He-Man

Sloppy paint job

EOF (endo folder)

Being treated like shit (carefully scooped up and carried to places reserved for me) :3

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Консидераст

Investigation? No, i only do outskirtstigation.

Гоўцце

We're not mutuals, silly, we're atweetances.

Me and my partner are making an effort to mediate our personalities so that we can participate in our shared interest in identity loss and selfcest.

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Heftism

Life advice from Björk: It's not meant to be as straight.

i pronounce you it and they.